I turn 40 today.….the most part. It helps that a lot of people think I’m much younger. Granted that’s mostly because I’ve had so few accomplishments, and…Jun 3Jun 3
Safe Sex in The Age of Roe v Wade Being OverturnedThe other night I was about to have sex with someone when I realized I didn’t have any condoms left. So I had to spring downstairs to the…Jul 27, 2022Jul 27, 2022
LETTER FROM A UKRAINIAN REFUGEEAs a Ukrainian refugee I am shocked and devastated to see Louis C.K. win a Grammy last night. I’ve endured so many hardships already this…Apr 4, 2022Apr 4, 2022
Going to a Restaurant in FranceGoing to a restaurant in France is always exciting because you never know if you’re going to grow old and die of natural causes before…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
Boarding a Plane to IsraelThe first leg of the trip was Israel, a country I was excited to visit, as it was the one place in the world where when I said my name…Feb 26, 2022Feb 26, 2022
So I’ve decided to postpone my special taping at The Comedy Cellar this Tuesday.Dec 17, 2021Dec 17, 2021
Gangs Deeply Offended by Depiction in West Side Story“The ballet we do uses way more Pirouettes and not nearly as much syncopation,” says Jesus Alvarez, notorious hitman for the MS-13…Dec 16, 2021Dec 16, 2021
SIMONE BILES’ PRESS CONFERENCE IN FOUR YEARSI am holding this press conference to announce that I can no longer deal with the stress of people wanting to me take a break all the time…Jul 30, 2021Jul 30, 2021
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Yelp Review of The Holocaust Memorial MuseumThe place does an incredible job of capturing the terrifying experience of being a Jew in Nazi Germany, all the way from the mountain of…Jun 15, 2021Jun 15, 2021
