ME TOO CONVERSATION

Male comedian: I don’t think we should see each other anymore. I just think there’s too much of an uneven power dynamic and it could lead to a Me Too Situation.

Female Comedian: Yeah, I agree. I’ve just had too much success lately.

Male Comedian: Wait, what? No, I’m the one whose doing too well. I’m taking advantage of you.

Female Comedian: You have four roommates.

Male Comedian: Obviously I’m so successful that when I made a move on you you felt like you couldn’t say no. It was basically rape.

Female Comedian: I have more followers and T.V. credits than you.

Male Comedian: Look, I took advantage of my privileged position and now it’s time for me to take a step back and listen. It’s time for me to go on a journey where I learn that it’s not all about me.

Female Comedian: No, I’m the one who needs to go on that journey.

Male Comedian: It’s not about me!

Female Comedian: No, it’s not about me!