SIMONE BILES’ PRESS CONFERENCE IN FOUR YEARS

I am holding this press conference to announce that I can no longer deal with the stress of people wanting to me take a break all the time. You have no idea how mentally exhausting it is being a spokesperson for self-care day in and day out. Sometimes I actually want to compete in things but then I am pressured to publicly declare ‘No, mental health is more important’ and then everyone applauds and says I’m a hero. So tomorrow I will no longer succumb to the pressure. Tomorrow, I climb Mount Everest.